How I Became the Sea

Mother Status: Hungover

ok. best start to a day ever.

I had an amazing night last night. I stayed the night at someone elses house, and i had the greatest night of my life.

I come home this morning to find my kitchen looking disgusting. There were 3 empty liquor bottles: Jack Daniels, Moonshine, and an unknown bottle of alcohal.

I proceed through my kitchen to find a giant pan of spaghetti, and an ash tray overflowing with cigg butts.

Apparently, last night, my mother invited my aunt over, and they partied. Hard. My mom quit smoking and drinking a while ago but she lost control last night apparently. haha

Now she and my aunt are sleeping in my mother’s bed, too hungover to get up to make breakfast for the kids. So i take on the mommy role today…for about 6 kids. My aunt has her kids here as well. Haha.

So here goes!!!